Episode 12: The Bad Cats
- --------: 1:24 PM
- LouisTheCat: rick
- LouisTheCat: rick
- LouisTheCat: rick
- RickDickens77: What's up
- LouisTheCat: im in bad shape here rick
- RickDickens77: What did you do now
- LouisTheCat: it wasnt my fault
- LouisTheCat: i got in a fight
- RickDickens77: A fight?? What happened?
- LouisTheCat: it was the bad cats
- RickDickens77: Oh my god Lou, are you ok?
- RickDickens77: How bad is it?
- LouisTheCat: im not good
- LouisTheCat: ill probably live
- LouisTheCat: but im not good
- LouisTheCat: i need you home
- RickDickens77: Wow, Lou, I'm so sorry
- RickDickens77: I'll be home as soon as I can, ok?
- LouisTheCat: please hurry rick
- --------: 1:49 PM
- RickDickens77: Lou, I'm still working on getting out of here
- LouisTheCat: rick you gotta get home man
- LouisTheCat: things are getting bad here
- RickDickens77: I know, I'm trying
- RickDickens77: My boss is driving me crazy
- LouisTheCat: is it because hes black
- RickDickens77: ...What?
- LouisTheCat: is your boss driving you crazy because hes black
- RickDickens77: No. That's not why.
- RickDickens77: My boss isn't even black.
- LouisTheCat: is it because hes siamese
- RickDickens77: No. Siamese? No. My boss is white, like me, not that it matters.
- LouisTheCat: is it because hes a woman
- RickDickens77: No, my boss isn't- OK what is this about
- LouisTheCat: ive just heard some things rick
- LouisTheCat: some terrible things
- RickDickens77: Right. From who.
- LouisTheCat: the bad cats
- RickDickens77: The bad cats. The bad cats were talking about me.
- LouisTheCat: thats right
- LouisTheCat: why do you think i got in a fight
- RickDickens77: You got in a fight because of me?
- LouisTheCat: i got in a fight defending your honor rick
- RickDickens77: What on earth were they saying?
- LouisTheCat: some things i dont even want you to have to hear
- RickDickens77: Try me.
- LouisTheCat: are you sure
- RickDickens77: Out with it.
- LouisTheCat: they say youre racist rick
- RickDickens77: Well, that's crazy.
- LouisTheCat: is it
- LouisTheCat: is it rick
- RickDickens77: Why, do you agree?
- LouisTheCat: well
- LouisTheCat: is it or is it not true that you targeted the two black cats down the street for tearing up our doormat
- RickDickens77: They were the ones doing it!
- LouisTheCat: sounds like profiling to me
- RickDickens77: There were chunks of it in their back yard!
- LouisTheCat: circumstantial evidence
- RickDickens77: Wait, this is ridiculous.
- RickDickens77: Those cats are troublemakers.
- LouisTheCat: those cats
- LouisTheCat: listen to yourself
- RickDickens77: I don't hold an opinion about black cats, the ones who did that just happen to be black.
- LouisTheCat: so you expect us to believe you didnt look to them first
- LouisTheCat: because of their color
- RickDickens77: All cats are the same!
- LouisTheCat: rick
- LouisTheCat: wow
- LouisTheCat: i dont even know what to say
- LouisTheCat: just wow
- RickDickens77: You know what I mean.
- LouisTheCat: sure i know
- LouisTheCat: we cats are all the same
- LouisTheCat: lazy
- LouisTheCat: untrustworthy
- LouisTheCat: good at basketball
- LouisTheCat: ive heard them all rick
- RickDickens77: Stop it.
- LouisTheCat: anyway thats not all they say about you
- RickDickens77: I can't wait.
- LouisTheCat: now i dont think this is true
- LouisTheCat: theyre probably just making this up
- LouisTheCat: but these guys say youre a cat smuggler
- RickDickens77: A what.
- LouisTheCat: a cat smuggler
- RickDickens77: I don't think there is any such thing.
- LouisTheCat: youd be surprised
- LouisTheCat: happens all the time
- RickDickens77: It does?
- LouisTheCat: oh rick you would not believe
- RickDickens77: I bet I wouldn't. Anyway, why would they think that about me?
- LouisTheCat: apparently
- LouisTheCat: and trust me they would never hear this from me
- LouisTheCat: but theres this rumor that a few years ago you took a cat from old mrs wembley
- RickDickens77: Oh really.
- LouisTheCat: just saying what i heard
- RickDickens77: That's a pretty bold accusation.
- LouisTheCat: the true ones often are
- RickDickens77: Well that one does happen to be true.
- LouisTheCat: rick
- LouisTheCat: rick no
- LouisTheCat: how could you even
- RickDickens77: IT WAS YOU LOU.
- LouisTheCat: you stole me oh my god
- RickDickens77: NO, SHE GAVE YOU TO ME.
- RickDickens77: She had like ten cats, and she was getting too old to take care of them, so she was giving them away.
- LouisTheCat: oh that mrs wembley
- RickDickens77: Yeah. That Mrs. Wembley. I had permission to take you.
- LouisTheCat: ok well lets say for a second that i buy that
- LouisTheCat: and im not saying these guys will
- LouisTheCat: but even if i believe you about that much
- LouisTheCat: they also say
- LouisTheCat: and again this is just what im hearing on the streets
- LouisTheCat: they say theres a lady who left here smelling like cat pee
- RickDickens77: Oh, for God's sake.
- LouisTheCat: hey thats just the word out there
- RickDickens77: I bet if you think REAL HARD, you can figure out what that one's about.
- LouisTheCat: yeah ok i might remember something about that
- LouisTheCat: still
- LouisTheCat: you have to admit it looks suspicious
- RickDickens77: I have to do nothing of the sort.
- RickDickens77: Now listen, I need to get back to work so I can get home and help you out.
- LouisTheCat: theres one more thing rick
- RickDickens77: Alright, go. Quickly.
- LouisTheCat: you drive a ford festiva
- LouisTheCat: the whole neighborhood thinks you drive a festiva
- RickDickens77: I do drive a Festiva. It's a good American car.
- LouisTheCat: oh god i cant even
- LouisTheCat: i just barfed
- LouisTheCat: rick why
- RickDickens77: It's a car, what's the big deal
- LouisTheCat: oh my god i cant even stop barfing
- LouisTheCat: rick who are you
- LouisTheCat: im trying to defend you rick
- LouisTheCat: im putting my reputation on the line out there
- LouisTheCat: taking back things i said about you
- LouisTheCat: but youre not giving me much to work with
- RickDickens77: Ok, ok, enough
- RickDickens77: Who are these "bad cats" anyway
- LouisTheCat: oh the persians
- LouisTheCat: awful breed
- LouisTheCat: slippery
- LouisTheCat: evil
- LouisTheCat: godless
- LouisTheCat: hate shorthairs
- RickDickens77: You have got to be kidding me.
- LouisTheCat: i wish i were rick
- LouisTheCat: the world is a troubled place
- --------: 2:25 PM
- RickDickens77: Alright look
- RickDickens77: I offered to work the weekend to get out of here early today
- RickDickens77: So I'm on my way. Hang in there pal.
- RickDickens77: Thanks for sticking up for me, sorry you got hurt.
- --------: RickDickens77 has gone offline
- LouisTheCat: no no i won that fight its just the tv wont turn on
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Community & the NBA both unlikely to come back for this season. I hope its opposite day tmrw, maybe forever.
Wait no, that would mean I’d be a hairy guy. No thanks.
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weekend
Hot-tubbing, Kings, sauna, “blair witch project”/forest getaway, Ridge Runner, beaver tails, truth or dare (“bikini bottom”), couples card game, “it’s the hardest thing I’ve got”, legit FOOD, Risk, drunk improvised singing, hard falls, NHL 12, etc = Good moments, great friends makes awesome memories
Goes up us one of the best weekends I’ve had. Thanks everyone.
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